What Is Bobby Flay Doing To My Daughter?

The nurse just came in and told me that Lauren’s wound culture from April 11th came back yeast positive.  To be specific, the report says: “Yeast isolated from broth only upon extended isolation.” [emphasis mine]

So… there is a broth part of Lauren’s wound?  As opposed to the vegetable and stir-fried meat portion?  Has she been cooking saimin down there?








Storing bagels in her pants?  Pressing pizza dough against her knee?  Brewing beer?  Apparently I have been watching far too much Food Network during our time in the hospital.